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Friday, August 29, 2008


Everything started off well this morning. We had our breakfast and as usual after that, I had to do my "big business". All went well until I started to walk off...

WAIT. Something is NOT right. Something is following me! I turned around but couldn't find it. WHAT IS FOLLOWING ME?? I kept turning and turning but I can't see IT! IT was just right below my tail! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING?????? WHY IS IT FOLLOWING ME?????

By then I was really petrified. I kept turning / scooting / running all at the same time, desperately trying to make that thing go away. But it stayed with me! Stinky Barley came over to check out what's happening. He stared at that thing and gave me a 'woah-how-did-you-do-that' look on his face.


Finally mum came over to see what the fuss is all about. She saw that thing and guess what she did? She laughed loudly!! LAUGHED!!!!!! What's so funny???!!! I donch geddit!!! Can't she at least help me chase that thing away or something??

At last mum got hold of a piece of paper towel and shouted at me to stay still. I did. She then pulled that thing out from my 'you-won't-want-to-know-where'. That feeling was totally beyond words I tell ya. And yes, that thing finally doesn't follow me anymore! Thank DOG!

And that was just the beginning. Mum couldn't stop laughing and even started describing to EVERYONE about that thing looking like a string of mini sausages. WHAT THE...?

A string of sausages? Like this??

What exactly is so funny about a string of mini sausages??? How much more do they have to laugh at me? And it doesn't help with that retriever still giving me the 'hey-tell-me-again-how-you-did-that' face til NOW! He thinks it's fun huh? I hope he gets his turn of having mini sausages chasing after him next time.

Mum mentioned she read somewhere that pulling that string of mini sausages thing out from the 'you-won't-want-to-know-where' is not the proper way to do it. And she actually did that to me? BRILLIANT. So, any pup's mums out there be kind enough to share what's the best/proper way to do it?

I am sad, angry and traumatised... and my a$$ hurts.

I hate mum.
I hate Barley.
They saw it all.

Why why why???? :-(

I think I should just go hide at a corner and waste myself away for the next one or two days. That should make them feel sorry and realise that it is WRONG to laugh at me.

Yeah, I'll just do that.


happy said...

Oh poor'd think mommies would at least be a bit more sensitive about our feelings, eh? But nooo...they'd laugh their heads off. Mine is just the same. At least, till one time I started rubbing on her just nicely mopped floor and that stopped her laughing immediately.

Kess And Her Mama said...

Cocoa, don't worry. It happens to the best of us!

Amber-Mae said...

Oh Cocoa, I couldn't help it. I just had to laugh! So sorry... Hmm, you must have had swallowed someone's hair & a poopie got stuck at the end of it & it was hanging down from where the sun don't shine?

Butt wiggles,
Solid Gold Dancer


OH Cocoa you poor pup! That sometimes happens to us when we swallow one of mums hairs or eat grass! It does freak one out though and mum usually also gently pulls it out.

River said...

Sorry, it was funny but we know how you feel. My mom pulled a SOCK out of my dalmatian sister's butt. She was mighty disturbed. We don't know any better way to do it--just tug gently and if it doesn't come out then go to the vet maybe. Hope you feel better. It's something we all have happen to us.

love & wags,

Mango the Maltese kiddo said...

It happenned in our family too. If we ate grass or rich fiber veggies, sometimes we had that accident. First we tried to shake it off, then turned around, rolled over to removed it, then mom or dad noticed it, then they laughed crazily, then tissue was used to gently pull out that unwanted things then the story was being reported to the media, how humiliated!
Hugs and laugh

shushu, momo & kero said...

It happened to shushu too!
But it is not funny when he started rubbing his butt all over porch and the living room floor in panic to get rid of it.... X_X

Booker the Treeing Walker said...

OMG we love that last photo of you! You look so EMBARASSED! poor pup ... once that happened to one of our cats - she ate tinsel from the tree and it came out all connected with little hershey bits. It was HORRID. H-Mom just pulled it gently and ... you know the rest. ARGHHHHHH ...